Fully functioning home office.  Look at all those office gadgets one would find in a normal corporate office, particularly the glass of pinor noir next to the poor-performing shitty-ass Dell laptop, next to the inappropriate-for-a-corporate office-photo of me in costume on a trashy houseboat trip several summers ago.  Hire me, Google!  I know you have a Boulder office, I’ve seen it on Pearl Street.  So what if I don’t know how to run a query on a SQL database, I have a cat that can fetch, and I haven’t missed one episode of Big Brother this season.  Impressive.

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