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No commentary needed – it’s exactly what it looks like.  And it totally sucks.

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Last night I watched a very riveting (it really was!) E! True Hollywood story on Jenna Jameson.  I Tivo’d the second half for tonight (porn stars, opening ceremonies, porn stars, opening ceremonies…)

I had to take a picture because she was looking so…dressed.  Anyway, she was quite impressive – very well spoken.

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I had the Illusion Dweller IPA.  It’s an ILLUSION, Michael.  A trick is something a whore does for money.

Anyhoo, although this post is being published at 7:30am MST, rest assured I am in my pajamas at home, not pounding pints of microbrew.  You must understand that not all posts are “real time”.  Most are, but not all.

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Guess what this is.  Be specific.  Hint: it is food-related (if you couldn’t gather that from the ceramic Target plate in the photo…)

UDATE: whitney guessed it within seconds, fools.  EMTPY SAUSAGE CASINGS

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Ahh yes, it was in Michaels in Louiseville (of all places) that I found a little ounce of joy today.  Christopher Guest, you light up my life.

“Working, building, never stopping never sleeping.  Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping. You will drool…at the splendor of these magic stools.” 

Since it would be in violation of WOMCP policy to imbed the video clip here given that it didn’t come from a cellular device, go watch the video on YouTube.

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“Sleep with one eye ooo-pen…”

Actually, she’s less of a Metallica fan, more a fan of THIS (yes, click that and it will magically take you to music).

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Appologies to Emily, frequent gum chewer, for pulling this last week.  It is an incredible photo documentation of her total gum consumption for one day*.  And Orbitz, if you are watching, YOU’RE WELCOME for the free advertising.

*as far as I remember (if I can remember back to Friday) this was submitted around 4pm MST which means many more pieces were probably consumed before the end of the day.  Incredible!

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Sara, a Camera Phone lover in training, loves to exercise her brain while taking the bus from Boulder to Denver every morning.  Thank god for the “Union Station Library”.  I wonder which magazine she’s going to enjoy today?  Just watch out for those crazy Canadians who might decapitate and cannibalize you on the greyhound, Sara!  Have a fun ride!

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Fully functioning home office.  Look at all those office gadgets one would find in a normal corporate office, particularly the glass of pinor noir next to the poor-performing shitty-ass Dell laptop, next to the inappropriate-for-a-corporate office-photo of me in costume on a trashy houseboat trip several summers ago.  Hire me, Google!  I know you have a Boulder office, I’ve seen it on Pearl Street.  So what if I don’t know how to run a query on a SQL database, I have a cat that can fetch, and I haven’t missed one episode of Big Brother this season.  Impressive.

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Wondering which one of these babies will take the grease stains off the Trex deck.  It’s amazing how my most productive days involve buying things with my fake money.

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