Hey, we all know catching some Zs on a plane is tough, but I guarantee that those little eye masks they sell at the duty free airport shop cost less than a trip to SuperCuts.  This should never ever happen.

Thank you, Bitsy, for this amazing work.

I guess what Target is calling it these days is a Hands Free Waist Travel Pack.  Whatever gets it off the shelves and onto that fanny, Target.

So I have the entrepreneurial bug and since the only thing I’m good at is petting animals, I’m starting a pet sitting business.  Now, I’m having some difficulty coming up with a crafty name, but if cutting hair was my game, I would hope that I would do a little bit better than this.  Really?  We’re going to make “cuts” a possessive noun?

This is an unprecedented move on my part (posting this picture a second time), but I have more to say about it.  The warning sign reads “mountain lion proceeded due north on Folsom St. on Aug. 12th at 11:45pm.”  This is really useful information given that Folsom St. ends in about 3/4 of a mile if you head north from here, which means the mountain lion probably reached the end of the road and then went in a different direction (any direction) at approximately 11:46.  Yes, I have an idea of where he may be headed…

This warning note is posted directly next to my mailbox.  I believe the message it is trying to get across is: No, of course you shouldn’t wake up really really early and take that much needed jog around the neighborhood.  I’m no fool, I know mountain lions attack “from above” – do I look up when I run?  No, no I don’t. 

I used to have to worry about finding hypodermic needles outside my door and now I have to worry about man-eating cats?  The world is not a safe place.

If the answer is “no”, you are clearly not supporting your fellow US of A Olympic athletes.  This woman makes prime-time coverage that much more entertaining.  I predict a forthcoming SNL character inspired by this woman.

That’s right people, my nails need a cutting.  And if you think that taking pictures of things like this with my CELL PHONE is any more ridiculous than sending your cyber friends “little green patches” on Facebook, go check your definition of “how to waste time during the workday.”  (what?)

Cheese and spinach strata.  Does strata imply the egg or are you supposed to say “egg strata”?  I just don’t know the answer to that.  Anyway, breakfast for a month…

Submitted by: Emily

Salt Shaker overlooking Salt (hahaha) Lake City on a rainy day.  Emily refuses to return the salt shaker to the office kitchen because:

1.  She’s too lazy

2.  She likes to salt everything

3. The salt shaker is so photogenic

*I don’t know the real answer.

“Eggs Innuendo” or “Eggs in the window” or “Bread with a little whole cut out out of the middle so an egg can fit in”